Pudge the fish (Lilo and stitch)

• Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
• Lilo: It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…
• Hula Teacher: “Pudge” is a fish?
• Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said ‘a tuna sandwich’. I can’t give Pudge tuna!
• [whispering]
• Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
• Hula Teacher: Fish?
• Lilo: [hysterical] It’s fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘cause all we have is… is… stinkin’ tuna!
• Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
• Lilo: [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.